{"id":20,"date":"1996-04-12T00:12:49","date_gmt":"1996-04-12T04:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greasymonkey.net\/MonkeyBLOG\/?p=20"},"modified":"2008-07-05T00:13:06","modified_gmt":"2008-07-05T04:13:06","slug":"erin-gray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Erin Gray"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doing the Un-Haiku Coooool Voooodooo!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blue Haiku<\/strong><br \/>\nFreddie Freeloader<br \/>\nwalks in with<br \/>\na long face and a<br \/>\nsad little book<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kite Haiku<\/strong><br \/>\nIt was windy today<br \/>\nand I went outside<br \/>\nstring to the sky<br \/>\nI rode a cloud<\/p>\n<p><strong>#3<\/strong><br \/>\nWhite wallpaper<br \/>\nsitting in my room<br \/>\ncigarettes I&#8217;ve smoked<br \/>\nat least two<\/p>\n<p><strong>Green<\/strong><br \/>\nMemories of old movie<br \/>\ntheaters and spice<br \/>\nin the bathrooms<\/p>\n<p><strong>Whipped Cream<\/strong><br \/>\nMMMM that sounds<br \/>\ngood I should<br \/>\nwalk over the<br \/>\noverpass and get some<br \/>\nnow<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unlisted<\/strong><br \/>\nthis is six I want you<br \/>\nto know, nothing<br \/>\nelse to say<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flect<\/strong><br \/>\nReflections in my pipe<br \/>\nis rather in teresting<br \/>\nlook close and you&#8217;ll<br \/>\nsee an upside down blue<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vibraphone<\/strong><br \/>\nTrains across two streets<br \/>\nare shaking the windows<br \/>\nviolently<\/p>\n<p><strong>#99<\/strong><br \/>\nI think Bob Dylan<br \/>\nwas right, yous should<br \/>\nbe made to wear<br \/>\nearphones<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pimp Hat<\/strong><br \/>\nBlack and white checkered<br \/>\near muffs with the sick<br \/>\npink feather<\/p>\n<p><strong>7-eleven<\/strong><br \/>\nof these I have<br \/>\nhad a few<br \/>\nbut not nearly<br \/>\nenough to satisfy<\/p>\n<p><strong>Interlude<\/strong><br \/>\nTricky Rick slides the<br \/>\nspoon in good<\/p>\n<p><strong>Walkin<\/strong><br \/>\nin the cold<br \/>\nwithe my olde earphones<br \/>\nand my favorite whipped<br \/>\ncream<\/p>\n<p><strong>Smokes?<\/strong><br \/>\ndon&#8217;t look around for a<br \/>\nminute blokes<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ve gone and<br \/>\nlost my smokes<\/p>\n<p><strong>Off for in<\/strong><br \/>\nI watched a bit of the<br \/>\nold ultra-violent<br \/>\nlast night and got<br \/>\nin rather well<\/p>\n<p><strong>#15<\/strong><br \/>\nResorting to the dregs<br \/>\nof my conciousness<br \/>\nI fell soundly<br \/>\nout<\/p>\n<p><strong>Had to do it<\/strong><br \/>\nWell I woke up this morning<br \/>\nand i got myself<br \/>\na beer<\/p>\n<p><strong>#21<\/strong><br \/>\nZen Croan<br \/>\nYou must remember<br \/>\nwithin the Tip<br \/>\nof a Needle<br \/>\nyou will find<br \/>\neverthing you need<\/p>\n<p>that is all<\/p>\n<p>Erin Gray<\/p>\n<p>Erin also sent the following to the Monkey&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He writes, &#8220;This is rather a recent composition.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sly is the way I work<br \/>\nunder the table is where I write<br \/>\nNothing to say<br \/>\nand nothing to do<br \/>\nso I nod off<br \/>\ninto senility<br \/>\nand talk of<br \/>\nmany other concepts<br \/>\nand the classic<br \/>\nof how a sound<br \/>\nfells when<br \/>\nyour hear feel lightning<br \/>\nstrike 200 yards away<br \/>\nloud and abrupt and<br \/>\nso are you<br \/>\nmy friend<br \/>\nhas stick proof skin<br \/>\nand Andy&#8217;s hair in a<br \/>\nbottle, lost his ring<br \/>\nand found another<br \/>\nAnd I am left<br \/>\nto simply wonder<br \/>\nIs tabasco a subsidy<br \/>\nof Heinz as in<br \/>\nMr. 75 varieties<br \/>\node to none and another<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doing the Un-Haiku Coooool Voooodooo! 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