{"id":29,"date":"1997-09-03T00:24:50","date_gmt":"1997-09-03T04:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greasymonkey.net\/MonkeyBLOG\/?p=29"},"modified":"2008-07-05T00:34:05","modified_gmt":"2008-07-05T04:34:05","slug":"jonathan-chen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/?p=29","title":{"rendered":"Jonathan Chen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan Chen, is a senior at the University of San Diego. He currently writes a column for the school newspaper. He sent the Monkey the following poems. The Monkey said, and I quote, &#8220;Go Man, GO!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>PLAYER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t live without you<br \/>\nyou said<br \/>\nwith a sickening yet earnest expression<\/p>\n<p>You won&#8217;t die for her<br \/>\nNo way, you said<\/p>\n<p>as you awaken<br \/>\nshe has a knife pressed against your throat Damn, you said<\/p>\n<p>This can not be happening<br \/>\nthe angels you never believed<br \/>\nhave taken command<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nLOLITA<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nWhile in bed<br \/>\nhe seems discombobulated<br \/>\nthat she keeps repeating an unfamiliar name<\/p>\n<p>He considers the option of self-denial<br \/>\nand ponder<br \/>\nwith the thought of cold-blooded murder<\/p>\n<p>He feels like a second-rated magician<br \/>\ntrapped in an authentic straight-jacket<\/p>\n<p>Opaque smoke and odorless stench fill the air in the light of total despair<\/p>\n<p>Luckily,<\/p>\n<p>he discovers his Buddha nature<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nNOSTALGIA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I stare,<br \/>\nat the dusty trophies<br \/>\nThe innocent times,<br \/>\nare of distant memory<\/p>\n<p>Worries were no more than<br \/>\nan occasional pimple<br \/>\nand catching the bus on time<\/p>\n<p>I try to think,<br \/>\nbut Freud, Shopenhaur, and Nietsche<br \/>\nargue constantly<br \/>\nin a cacophany<br \/>\ntick tick tick tick tick tick,<br \/>\nHi, I&#8217;m Ed Bradly<br \/>\nand I&#8217;m Andy Rooney<br \/>\nTonight,<br \/>\nwe expose the real truth of penile implants.<\/p>\n<p><strong>MARGRITTE&#8217;S PAINTINGS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>His heart<br \/>\na barren, deserted land<\/p>\n<p>and when the seashell wept<br \/>\nhe wept with it.<\/p>\n<p>All the failed attempts<br \/>\nto seduce with the cliches.<\/p>\n<p>The diary calls for a rewrite<\/p>\n<p>Surrealistic paintings<br \/>\nnow seem to connect with his stream of consciousness<\/p>\n<p>Realism,<br \/>\nis the only means to the end.<\/p>\n<p><strong>EVIL TWIN BROTHER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>At the entrance of hell<br \/>\nMy twin brother<br \/>\nSeems a bit too innocent.<\/p>\n<p>I find myself laughing,<br \/>\nuncontrollably.<\/p>\n<p>The get the wrong guy,<br \/>\nrepeatedly.<\/p>\n<p>With a sweet smile<br \/>\nI look just like him,<br \/>\nalmost magically.<\/p>\n<p><strong>B-RATED MOVIE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The film director in the beret tells you<br \/>\nthat all this is for the sake of art<br \/>\nHe touches you only the way you touch yourself,<br \/>\nthey are expecting answers<\/p>\n<p>The choice is yours<\/p>\n<p>Microwave stardom<br \/>\nor doomed obscurity<\/p>\n<p>The choice is yours<\/p>\n<p>People volunteer for medical experiments<br \/>\nsolely to claim some &#8220;dead presidents&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The choice is yours<\/p>\n<p>The psychic frauds charge<br \/>\n$4.95 the first minute<br \/>\n$2.95 each additional minute<\/p>\n<p>The choice is yours<\/p>\n<p>In your dreams everybody wears rubber<br \/>\nthe photographer couldn&#8217;t stop the shutter<br \/>\nThe non-English speaking immigrant working at the drive-through shouts<br \/>\nthe check out time is noon<br \/>\nsir,<br \/>\nthe choice is yours<\/p>\n<p><strong>CLOCK<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nThe muffled voice of the drive-through clown<br \/>\nhas the effect<br \/>\nof making folks hyperventilate<\/p>\n<p>The ridiculously diverse menu<br \/>\ncauses us to excessively contemplate<\/p>\n<p>The unknown of the universe<br \/>\nwith total disregard to our feelings<br \/>\ntake away time,<br \/>\nat the most inconvenient moment.<\/p>\n<p>We look up at the constellation of the sky<br \/>\nand without shame but pride<br \/>\nbelieve that we are making something magnificent<br \/>\nfrom our everyday, trivial lives.<\/p>\n<p><strong>VISION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Some character from Dickens<br \/>\nask you to join them.<\/p>\n<p>They invite you to eat living flesh.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the popular opinion<br \/>\nyou&#8217;d rather not do this.<\/p>\n<p>At the end you finally notice<br \/>\nthat you should have read the Cliff&#8217;s Notes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>GILIGAN&#8217;S ISLAND<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>People who refuse to believe their own senses are particularly fond of<br \/>\nthe curses of too much wisdom.<\/p>\n<p>But your attention is drawn to the fact<br \/>\nthat you have changed your name to boredom.<\/p>\n<p>If they show the re-run one more time<br \/>\nI swear I am going to die.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BRING ME YET ANOTHER SCOTCH<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The blue lake is as cool as your eyes<\/p>\n<p>While the limit is the sky<br \/>\nyou can&#8217;t help but wonder why<\/p>\n<p>Van Gough never lived long enough<br \/>\nto enjoy his 15 minutes of overdue fame.<\/p>\n<p>A prodigy<br \/>\nain&#8217;t worth a dime<br \/>\nas long as he sings, dances, and breathes.<\/p>\n<p>To be good<br \/>\nthe devil says,<br \/>\nyou should think about suicide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan Chen, is a senior at the University of San Diego. He currently writes a column for the school newspaper. He sent the Monkey the following poems. The Monkey said, and I quote, &#8220;Go Man, GO!&#8221;. PLAYER I can&#8217;t live without you you said with a sickening yet earnest expression You won&#8217;t die for her &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/?p=29\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jonathan Chen&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":590,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7SmAb-t","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/590"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fosterjohnson.com\/POETRY\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}