Doing the Un-Haiku Coooool Voooodooo!
Blue Haiku
Freddie Freeloader
walks in with
a long face and a
sad little book
Kite Haiku
It was windy today
and I went outside
string to the sky
I rode a cloud
#3
White wallpaper
sitting in my room
cigarettes I’ve smoked
at least two
Green
Memories of old movie
theaters and spice
in the bathrooms
Whipped Cream
MMMM that sounds
good I should
walk over the
overpass and get some
now
Unlisted
this is six I want you
to know, nothing
else to say
Flect
Reflections in my pipe
is rather in teresting
look close and you’ll
see an upside down blue
Vibraphone
Trains across two streets
are shaking the windows
violently
#99
I think Bob Dylan
was right, yous should
be made to wear
earphones
Pimp Hat
Black and white checkered
ear muffs with the sick
pink feather
7-eleven
of these I have
had a few
but not nearly
enough to satisfy
Interlude
Tricky Rick slides the
spoon in good
Walkin
in the cold
withe my olde earphones
and my favorite whipped
cream
Smokes?
don’t look around for a
minute blokes
I think I’ve gone and
lost my smokes
Off for in
I watched a bit of the
old ultra-violent
last night and got
in rather well
#15
Resorting to the dregs
of my conciousness
I fell soundly
out
Had to do it
Well I woke up this morning
and i got myself
a beer
#21
Zen Croan
You must remember
within the Tip
of a Needle
you will find
everthing you need
that is all
Erin Gray
Erin also sent the following to the Monkey…
He writes, “This is rather a recent composition.”
Sly is the way I work
under the table is where I write
Nothing to say
and nothing to do
so I nod off
into senility
and talk of
many other concepts
and the classic
of how a sound
fells when
your hear feel lightning
strike 200 yards away
loud and abrupt and
so are you
my friend
has stick proof skin
and Andy’s hair in a
bottle, lost his ring
and found another
And I am left
to simply wonder
Is tabasco a subsidy
of Heinz as in
Mr. 75 varieties
ode to none and another